Saturday, June 25, 2005

THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO WAKE UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING IS TO TRY AND SWAT A MOSQUITO OFF THE BACK OF YOUR NECK (WHICH IS BAD ENOUGH) AND FIND A F*#&ING TICK CRAWLING ON YOU. I GUESS SLEEPING IN IS OUT NOW THAT I WILL BE CHANGING THE BED LINEN AND SHOWERING FOR AN HOUR TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT THERE ARE NO MORE CRITTERS ANYWHERE NEAR ME!
WELCOME TO THE WEEKEND.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

tick on your neck? ew. who let the dogs out? :))

Bill said...

The tiny ones, about the size of a pencil lead, are the "lymers" the ones that carry Lyme disease. The bigger ones are just disgusting. And might carry other diseases, so just ignore this comment.

Anonymous said...

Ewwww! Woodticks are just vile creatures. What is their niche, anyway? Don't you wonder? Why do we need them?!

Glad you found it before it had the opportunity to start sucking your blood!

Mike Todd said...

Just stumbled onto this blog -- very entertaining stuff. I'll be back!

Mamacita (The REAL one) said...

I hate ticks! Out in the country they seem to be everywhere! When the kids were little, I pulled at least one off both their little heads and from behind their ears almost every single night. Ick.

In fact, I can't offhand think of any insect that I DON'T hate. Except maybe honey bees, if they stay far, far, away from me. If I hear a "buzz," I panic and my inner child comes out and screams like a banshee.

carrie said...

ticks suck. lol

PoliShifter said...

you need to move

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