WHAT IF...TOM AND KATIE GET MARRIED AND,
1. SHE DEVELOPS SCHIZOPHRENIA (USUAL ONSET IN WOMEN STARTS AROUND AGE 25)
2. SHE BECOMES PREGNANT, DELIVERS A BEAUTIFUL CHILD AND DEVELOPS A SEVERE CASE OF POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION
WHAT THEN, TOM? HUH?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU...
16 comments:
by that time he'll have moved onto dating Dakota Fanning... wish I was kidding
From what I've heard, Tom's already moved on...onto singer Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20). Veddy interesteeng.
I hear Cruise is now talking about putting Charles Manson on a vitamin regiment...he says it will take away his "homocidal tendencies."
Okay, I made that up.
well, I guess since there's no such thing as a chemical imbalance, she'd have to be making it up. ;)
Duuuuuudeeee.
Tom Cruise is a total wackjob. My friend works in hollywood.(and no, not in hollywood at a starbucks, a real life hollywood professional, in the film industry) She told me that the cruis/kidman marraige was to stifle the gay rumours about tom and to propel kidmans career. Seems like it worked, and there was no unseemly stretchmarks for her to contend with.
I didn't know he was shooting balnks though. I thought it was just so there was no remote possiblity that htey would ever have to sleep together.
I just find it difficult to even think about those two.
Thought Katie Holmes wanted to be known as an edgy actress. Well she got the edge--and the ledge to jump from
Tom Cruise was once a real person and good actor "Born on the Fourth of July," for one apt example
Run away Katie...RUN AWAY!
What! It'd ruin her figure. And Tom has to have permission from the Sciencetology Church before he can do anything.
Remember the good old days when Michael Jackson was the creepiest celebrity wackjob?
Those Hollywood types are so competitive. . . . .
Scary thing, he's partially right. People are consuming anti-depressants and ADHD drugs at rather alarming rates - even self-medicating - and it's not necessarily the best and certainly not a magic solution.
Now, if he only stopped acting like a man desperately in need of medication, he might be able to make that point a bit more convincingly.
Really cool site. Keep up the good work.
Then what'd he do? He'd trade her in for someone younger...like he usually does.
What then? The possibilities are endless, and I am now entertaining myself by trying to picture what Tom might do. Thank you for that.
P.S. I am not familiar with the word cantankerous, but I like it. A lot. I must go look it up and attempt to use it in a blog entry later, so as to look smart.
If anyone was ever cantankerous...
Call me optimistic, but I have faith in Katie Holmes coming to her senses. It might mean she breaks off the engagement, or leaves him after two years...however it happens, I believe she can recover herself.
Is 25 really the age that women start showing signs of skizophrenia? I'm 26 and have had a couple of questionable incidents. I don't want to
completely lose my grasp of reality. I kind of like reality. I would miss it.
katie's contract does not have a write in clasue for child birth...being that Tom is gay as a friggen maypole (just still in the closet) there is a good chance sexual encounters are not in the contract either.
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