SEE BAMBI
WHERE IS BAMBI'S MOTHER?
SARAH KILLED HER TONIGHT WITH HER CAR.
SARAH IS FINE, CAR IS FINE, BAMBI AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION.
The mother of Bambi died unexpectedly this evening. She was crossing County Road 47 at approximately 5:30 PM when a hunter green, 1995 Chevrolet Malibu became the method by which she took her life. Rumor has it that she had been suffering from depression due to the onset of the cold winter nights and lack of partners to play dodge the vehicles. As impact became inevitable she lowered her head so as not to shatter the driver side headlight and gracefully smashed into the lower fender with such determination that no dent was visible to the naked eye. She was quickly removed by a passing pickup truck driver and roadkill recycler to be properly disposed of in the true scavenger fashion. The gentleman removing her body was in awe of the lack of injury to the "consumable" sections of her body. Sarah will remember the kindness of Bambi's unnamed mother for the rest of her driving experiences and hopes that Bambi knows that her mother died quickly and painlessly. In lieu of flowers, the family is requesting a memorial be placed at the roadside to distract even more vehicle drivers.
5 comments:
Well, that sure is a good way to hunt a deer. I read somewhere that many deer hunters killed by accidental gun shots and many more hurt by the same method. They should build roads inside hunting area so that come hunting season, people could hunt deer your way. It is a lot safer. Merry christmas !!!
Terrible thing, wonderful post. "In lieu of flowers, the family is requesting a memorial be placed at the roadside to distract even more vehicle drivers." Added with attribution to my "Good Ones" file. Thanks!
fear not, for bambi has found a new home and surrogate
mother.
I hate the feeling of hitting ANYTHING with the car. I'm glad you and the car are okay, though.
-G
I am right there with the others. I am glad you are ok. I am also glad that the car wont cost you an arm and a leg to fix. I am also thankful that the pickup truck driver is not letting bambi's mom go to waste. At you can be sure he has something to eat.
Love and Light
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